Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Mom said you looked used
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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