Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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