you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
