hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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