So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Randomize
