I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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