Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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