in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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