I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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