We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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