is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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