I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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