he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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