Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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