Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I had to cum in my sink.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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