All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
She made me pour olive oil on her.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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