he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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