My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
tell me about the fingering
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