well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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