these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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