i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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