Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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