So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
no you cant smoke seaweed
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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