Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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