I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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