Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
wow bdsm is so cute
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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