real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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