Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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