puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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