I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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