People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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