my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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