We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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