Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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