After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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