she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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