is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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