im having a threesome with these popsicles
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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