im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Threesome in a minivan. New low
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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