Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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