No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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