She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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