do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
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