i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
honey bunches of taint.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Someone signed my nipple.
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