Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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