what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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