and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
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