Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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