The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
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Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
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Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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