Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just googled if crying burns calories
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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