I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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