I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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