just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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