So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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