I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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