Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I just found a bag of teeth...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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