All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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